The End is Nigh! Toothed Fish Fall from the Sky onto Alaskan Town

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It might not have been one of the signs of the apocalypse or even one of Moses’ 10 plagues of Egypt, but it probably should have been – eels with rows of sharp, jagged teeth have literally been falling from the sky on to an Alaskan town.

Residents of Fairbanks have been left scratching their heads, bewildered (and slightly terrified) by the fact that it is raining lamprey eels. The slender fish have been found on people’s lawns and in car parks, but where are they coming from?

The lamprey eel is not easily caught in Alaska, nor is it commercially sold, so these are not easy fish to get your hands on. Not that you would want to get your hands on them either; as you can see from the picture, these are more like something you would find in a science fiction film rather than a character from Finding Nemo.

Dubbed “vampire fish” and “fish monsters” by locals, there have been numerous theories as to how the eels have ended up on land. One theory is that waterspouts or tornadoes crossing over a lake or river can pick up debris, including light aquatic animals, and carry them for miles before they rain down. But no such weather system has been recorded, so this seems more likely to just be a load of hot air.

Others have said it is a practical joke. But no one person or group has been targeted, nor has anyone claimed credit for this weird prank, so that seems unlikely.

The most credible theory is that birds have begun preying on the lamprey eel – they can sometimes be seen picking the fish out of water and flying away with them in their beak. Occasionally they will drop their meal (or realise how unappetising the creature is) leaving them flopping on the earth.

Whatever the theory, it’s probably best for you to go right ahead and scratch Fairbanks off your list of potential holiday destinations this summer.

Gnome Sweet Gnome: Mystery as 107 Gnomes Make Themselves at Home on Woman’s Lawn

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If you suffer from gnomophobia (the fear of gnomes, obviously) we advise you look away now – perhaps you should go and read this story about the man who was evicted from his home by his own cat, because this bit of extraordinary news is probably not for you.

A woman awoke this week to find an army of gnomes set out in and orderly fashion in her front garden – one hundred and seven of the scary little fellas, to be precise. How they got there remains a mystery but needless to say the homeowner was in a state of shock when confronted with the 30 rows of gnomes lined up in front of her three abreast down the garden path.

Marcela Telehanicova, who lives in her home in Devon, UK with her son, took to Facebook to ask: “Ok, who the f*** has put 100 gnomes outside my front door?!?!”

However, her anger quickly subsided when she realised it was nothing more than a harmless lampoon… albeit a really, really strange one.

The 30-year-old later told her local newspaper, the Plymouth Herald: “I was in hysterics, I found it really funny.

“It’s the best, most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me. I don’t know who did it but I would love to know, I would love to shake their hand and say ‘Well done, you made me laugh’.”

Sure, it’s all fun and games now Marcela, but lest we forget that as well your expletive social media post, you did also call the police immediately after it happened. And someone think of the poor gnomes, dragged from their normal resting spots and forced to attend a mass meeting in the middle of the night on a stranger’s lawn – gnomenapping is no laughing matter folks!

Police officers say that no gnomes were stolen from any local garden centres, meaning they were either taken from people’s homes in the area or, perhaps most disturbingly, the unknown mastermind behind the prank has shelled out their own hard earned cash on the garden accessories just for the love of good old-fashioned practical jokes.

Can You Guess the Colour of this Dress?

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The dress that broke the internet: Blue and black or white and gold?

Recently, you may have heard of the dress that’s got everyone questioning their colour vision. Splashed all over the internet, the current trend is to decipher whether it is a combination of blue and black or bizarrely, white and gold.

Social media users have been divided over one half’s insistence that it is quite clearly blue material with black detailed stitching, yet somehow the other half are adamant that they can see heavenly hues of angelic white and divine gold. Teams have even been created for each opposing side – Blue and Black versus White and Gold.

The debate has caused such a stir that it has reached celebrity territory, with singer Taylor Swift seeing black and blue and actress Anna Kendrick insisting that its white and gold.

The main question undoubtedly is, what is causing such a colour split? Are some of us colour blind and don’t even realise it?

Let me tell you a secret – the original dress has indeed been confirmed as blue and black. Scientific explanations have attempted to explain why no one can agree on the colour – it is all to do with the context of the dress and the lighting in which our eyes view it.

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Priest warns teens against using Ouija boards this Christmas

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Image: Dave Winer

A Catholic priest has warned people not to play with Ouija boards over the Christmas period in case they accidentally allow evil spirits into their home.

The Dublin-based man of the cloth spoke anonymously to the Irish Independent about the boards, which are believed by many to be a way of contacting the dead, saying: “It’s easy to open up evil spirits but it’s very hard to get rid of them.

“People, especially young people and teenagers who are likely to experiment with Ouija boards on a whim, can be very naive in thinking that they are only contacting the departed souls of loved-ones when they attempt to communicate with the dead using the boards. “It’s like going to some parts of Africa and saying I’m personally immune to Ebola, but it does leave people open to all kinds of spiritual dangers.”

The most famous film based around the idea of exorcism, The Exorcist, is due to be released again this Christmas in an updated format. It follows the release of the popular film, Ouija, starring Olivia Cooke.

Darren Ansell from the Paranormal Study and Investigation team agreed that Ouija boards were not a good idea for a festive game, saying: “[I] wouldn’t touch an Ouija board with a barge pole. I’ve had too many scares over the years.”